Dolly Loush

If you had a tagline or a catchphrase, what would it be? “Make America sexy again”
How do you know the Sisters?  We have the same Mother
If you had a theme song, what would it be? “All the Good Girls Go to Hell” by Billie Eilish
What would your DJ name be? DJ Noice
What do you like to do in your spare time? Get down with my bad self
What’s the most useless talent you have? Tying a cherry stem in a knot
Likes? Good lube, condoms, big packages, and Santa Claus
Dislikes? Holly and Jolly always hogging the spotlight. Us siblings are so amazing!

Folly Loush

If you had a tagline or a catchphrase, what would it be? “Stop doing that.”
How do you know the Sisters? They are my sisters, so I know them from that.
If you had a theme song, what would it be? The Teletubbies opening song
What would your DJ name be? DJ Foll-opian Tubes
What do you like to do in your spare time? Watch TV, cry in the shower
What’s the most useless talent you have? I can see peoples’ farts.
Likes? Turkey, tequila, and Competitive Endurance Tickling
Dislikes? Sadness and fish
What are you known for? My ability to not know what’s going on, ever.
Who is your celebrity crush? Fiona the Hippo

Lolly Loush

If you had a tagline or a catchphrase, what would it be? “Shiny…”
How do you know the Sisters? Mama locked us in the basement together.
If you had a theme song, what would it be? “This Boy is a Bottom”
What would your DJ name be? Crutch Daddy
What do you like to do in your spare time? Lick everything I can.
What’s the most useless talent you have? Every talent can be useful when in the right crowd…
Likes? Licking and smelling everything around me
Dislikes? Anything healthy
What are you known for? Being graceful
Who is your celebrity crush? Everyone with a large package.

Polly Loush

If you had a tagline or a catchphrase, what would it be? “You can deck my halls anytime!”
How do you know the Sisters? Little known fact, little known fact… our daddy is Santa Claus!
If you had a theme song, what would it be? “You’ve got a friend in me” (wink)
What would your DJ name be? DJ Fruittie Pebblez
What do you like to do in your spare time? Drunkenly proofread Wikipedia pages
What’s the most useless talent you have? Accurately guessing everyone’s blood alcohol concentration
Likes? Booze, Books, and Ballads!
Dislikes? Arbor Day, beer that isn’t Great Lakes Christmas Ale
What are you known for? Accurately guessing everyone’s blood alcohol concentration
Who is your celebrity crush? Hugh Heffner, I hear he’s got a great personality.

Wollowicious “Wolly” Loush

If you had a tagline or a catchphrase, what would it be?  *Tongue pop*
How do you know the Sisters? I opened my eyes and saw all the sisters standing before me. They slapped me on the butt, put a lollipop in my mouth and said I was a Loush!
If you had a theme song, what would it be? “Bang Bang” by Jessie J ft Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj
What would your DJ name be? DJ Wild Wolly
What do you like to do in your spare time? Sit by the open fire with nuts in my mouth
What’s the most useless talent you have? I can fit the most silver balls in my mouth
Likes? Christmas
Dislikes? When it is not Christmas
What are you known for? Wearing the Turkey Costume
Who is your celebrity crush? There are other celebrities than the sisters?

Ghost of Christmas Past

If you had a tagline or a catchphrase, what would it be? “Don’t be a hater, be a skater.”
How do you know the Sisters? I’ve been creeping on them for a while.
If you had a theme song, what would it be? “Zombie” by The Cranberries
What would your DJ name be? DJ SparkleBeast
What do you like to do in your spare time? Encourage remorse and regret
What’s the most useless talent you have? I grew up on military bases and can identify different jets from the sound of their engines as they fly by.
Likes? Long nights that lead to mornings. Dead people.
Dislikes? Wasting time, loud chewing noises, and complaints.
What are you known for? Taking people on tours of their past mistakes. I try to make it as enjoyable as possible.
Who is your celebrity crush? Uncle Bernie. I’d love to spend a weekend with him.

Ghost of Christmas Present

If you had a tagline or a catchphrase, what would it be? BITCH BYE
How do you know the Sisters? They are my Sisters
If you had a theme song, what would it be? “Queen of the Night”
What would your DJ name be? DJ Pres
What do you like to do in your spare time? Be fabulous
What’s the most useless talent you have? All my talents are useful Darling
Likes? Anything that sparkles, and vodka
Dislikes? Gin…
What are you known for? Getting bitches togetherness
Who is your celebrity crush? ME!

Mama Loush/Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come

If you had a tagline or a catchphrase, what would it be? “It’s all about Mama.”
How do you know the Sisters? They came out of my hoo hah after Santa came down my chimney.
If you had a theme song, what would it be? “Ridin Dirty”
What would your DJ name be? DJ Mother Lousher
What do you like to do in your spare time? Raising Alpacas and Martinis
What’s the most useless talent you have? Speaking in tongues
Likes? Ciroc, spanks, and pizza
Dislikes? Responsibility
What are you known for? My legs
Who is your celebrity crush? Pee Wee Herman