Conni’s Avant Garde Restaurant: Home for the Hollandaise (2011)
December 3rd, 10th, 11th, 16th
and 17th are SOLD OUT!
Purchase a table of 10 and save! Discounts available via phone or in person only
Conni’s Avant Garde Restaurant returns this holiday season to bring you their latest, most important pioneering work. Muffin Character Hanshake, the company’s aging diva, shares her struggles with the career-upending decision to have a child- “Motherhood: That’s a show that never closes!” Her miraculous journey begins with a visit from the Soup Angel, and she is encouraged along her way by the Ensemble. The evening will feature a radical and dark re-interpretation of the Nutcracker Suite by ex-pageant queen, Miss Goodi Two Shoes, a rare Q&A with would-be rock ‘n’ roll hall-of-famer Mrs. Robinson, and instructions on the art of bussing tables from general manager Sue James. Throughout the evening, you will treated to a homemade, five-course meal devised by Cleveland’s own ChefChef BonBon, and holiday cheer dispensed by Doctor Smith and our barkeep Hunter.
This hilarious musical performance includes crazy cabaret, improv comedy, death, violence, and a five course meal.
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(with local produce subject to availability)
Hanky Panky’s and foccacia topped with ricotta, honey, and pumpkin seeds
Curried butternut squash soup
Warm salad of brussels sprouts and almonds
Roasted turkey with mashed potatoes, sugared carrots, and cranberry compote
Drunken chocolate bundt cake
Conni’s Avant Garde Restaurant is able to accomodate food allergies and vegetarian needs. Please contact the box office to communicate dietary restrictions in your party. (216) 631-2727 or email@example.com
Discounts for tables of 10 available when purchased via phone or in person.
Tickets are $60 for single tickets
Tables of 10 are just $500! To order your discounted table of 10 please call the box office at (216) 631 2727
“…tastiest and most depraved group dining experience since Caligula stopped serving piping hot virgins to his dinner guests. …you have never experienced anything like it. You will laugh, except when your jaw is hanging agape in amazement. And you will not leave hungry”
Christine Howey on Rave and Pan
“It’s one hell of a good time!”
Roy Berko, The Times Newspapers